I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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