She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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