Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
