My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
