Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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