make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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