sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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