marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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