I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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