Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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