I think my vagina is haunted
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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