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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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