i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We don't watch enough power rangers
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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