he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
What a dumb baby whore.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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