Do vagina's smell?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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