he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
zippers are such a cool invention
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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