remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
