sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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