Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
only you would photoshop your dick
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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