woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
