what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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