no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
They took my balls.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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