On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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