Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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