You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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