When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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