you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
