Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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