im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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