I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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