I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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