Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
