if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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