We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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