You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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