i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It's shark week go big or go home
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
