ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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