Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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