i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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