When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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