Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
please don't ironically join a cult
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