I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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