Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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