Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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