last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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