She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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