Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
