He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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