yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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