The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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