The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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