We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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