She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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