Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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