checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
we're so committed to being not committed
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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