We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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