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(418): View more from Quebec

I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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(703): View more from Virginia

i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore

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(206): View more from Washington

You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.

(250): View more from British Columbia

A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.

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(917): View more from New York City

She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night

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(650): View more from California

My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.

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(716): View more from New York

We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless

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