I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I want to fling myself into the sun
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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